Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fly For Fun
Well, the exams are over, so its time to play. For those who have no games to play, here's a very good game which you can try. Please do not be distracted by the cheesy name, as we should not judge the book by its cover. Ok, basically, it's a MMORPG, better than Maplestory, according to someone who had tried both games. Introduction time. To get your interest going, I shall introduce the classes. Everyonr starts out as a vagrant. At lv 15, it's time for a job change. Chosse from Acrobat, Assist, Mage or Mercenary. Acrobats uses ranged weapons to whack from afar. Assists can choose from being a full support assist (preferred) or a battle assist. Mages... yea, you know it, cast magic. Mercenary goes in front of the enemy and whacks them hard. At lv 60, it's time for a further job change. Acrobats choose from Rangers or Jesters. Rangers use bow and arrows. Jesters use yoyos, they prefer to use a bow and has near 100% critical hits. Assists can choose from Ringmasters or Billposters. Ringmasters have very very good buffs that can make other people a lot stronger. Billposters are selfish self buffers and kills stuff themselves. Mages choose from Elementor and Psykeeper. Elementors uses weaknesses of enemies to cast magic and deal a shit load of damage. Psykeepers are the "cheaters" who can cause enemies to get stuck in their positions or preventiong them from reaching you with a psychic wall. Mercenaries choose from Blade and Knight. Blade kills fast and Knights have imba hp and defence. There are 4 stats to add. Strength is for higher physical damage. Stamina is for hp and defence. Dexterity is for attack speed, crit rate, block rate and avoid rate. Intellegence is for better magics and magic defence. Oops too long, haha, hope you play. If you play flyff, please join my guild. Add our igns: either serados (junwei, duh!) or me (Charilzard). Lol. The BGM you are hearing is Flyff's main theme, you will never get to hear it in the game anyway. End of report. Enjoy your 1 month of freedom please.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Personal
Haven't been posting for many many days. Why? I went to FlyFF. I also don't know why I decided to write something today. Yesterday has been a gloomy day, and it seems that today it's going to be the same. Haiz, why am I so imbalanced? I am too good in maths and science and my language and humanitites suffers. I know very well of my weaknesses and yet everytime, the same mistakes happen. As for maths and science, it was a total ownage. Overshot A1 by 10+ marks is, erm, too crazy. So how now? How to pia English? lol. Ok, I will introduce Flyff after O'levels. Be happy even if your prelims sux, because you have another chance.

Joke of the Day
All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof:
Suppose that a=b.
Then,
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a = 0

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

School
Bad biology paper. I have a bad feeling about it though I only know I minus 3 marks. EMaths time. Should be easy. I just did 3 practice papers, they're all so easy, lol. I should be able to OWN!

Personal
Changed the music beforehand. Arche! Lol, very merry tune for the merry after exam mood. Enjoy your days before the arrival of O'levels. I'm gonna play, so why not you?

Joke of the Day
Statement: pi * r^2
Reaction: Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

School
The chinese exam was easier than expected... good! I can ensure a pass. I really hope I can get A2.. wishful thinking. Biology time. I studied for more than 8 hours today. Ask me how I have benefitted? I tell you, practically nothing. I have this feeling I never study enough.

Personal
Am I supposed to be sad now? Perhaps. Yea, I should be drowning in eternal sorrow. Guess why I am still so cheerful in school? Maybe is because I have went through too much of this crap, that has caused me to be numb. I am now totally unmovable emotionally, or am I? I'm not sure. Excreta! Today is a poem, relevant one indeed.

My Cold
You became part of me,
just when I'm not quite sure.
Most likely in the subway,
where the air is not so pure.

Borne by airborne droplets,
sprayed out by some sneeze,
from some afflicted victim,
then carried by the breeze.

First my throat was sore,
now my nose is streaming.
Viri in my head and chest,
their numbers must be teeming.

It seems unthinkable
that such a tiny sphere
300 Angstroms wide
has left me lying here.

But I know this is an old war
my body's fought before.
Little does this virus know
what there is in store.

In my spleen the leucocytes
issued with their warrant,
spill out into my blood
and are carried by the torrent.

Into all capillaries
and annexes they stray,
seeking virus O-1-4
until they find their prey.

"Feed a cold" someone said.
I ate and drank my fill.
Knowing that more leucocytes
would go in for the kill.

Now I am much better.
My head is feeling clear.
A day in bed to sweat it out
has brought the end quite near.

Here is the epilogue:
Just when I thought I'd won,
I looked up at Fabienne
and knew I'd passed it on!

Credits: Adrian Thompson 1996 -1999

Monday, September 18, 2006

School
Chemistry so easy, but I can't predict what I will get, though.

Personal
Haiya very sian. Can't seem to get things right. Haiz, die, sad, whoa how? Regret for the times I never treasure, now that they are gone. The Gemicer combination is a strange one. With my small researches, I see that these to astrological signs are totally different. They say Geminis are highly intellegent and can go with the opposite gender easily, are quite easily distracted. They are cheerful and sunny people. Gemini's favourite colour is yellow. They say Cancer are the most emotionally weak, are witty too and likes to "cling". Cancer's favourite colour is blue. Well, I'm probably a combination. My favourite colour is green. Well, statistics DO work to some extent. My best matches? Hehe. Gemini's best matches are Aquarius and Libra. Cancer's best matches are Pisces and Scorpio. See the pattern? Aquarius is before Pisces and Libra is before Scorpio. I presume my best matches are Aquasces and Libio, if any. Their respective birth dates are Feb 18 and Oct 22.

Joke of the Day
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them. A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:"You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

Friday, September 15, 2006

School
Yet another ownage. Let me make an optimistic guess, I can get 85% for A Maths overall. Ha, earliest post. Hmm, weekend time, enjoy the break! I will only start studying tomorrow. Chemistry, lol.

Other
I'm actually not very fine. I am now lost. Lost for actions. I dunno how to act. Don't know what I should do, dunno their consequences. You know everything. Watched the 9 show. Lol, got my name, haha. Anyway, I think that guy has around the same personality as me. How they know?

Joke of the Day
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

School
Today, the most hectic exam day is finally over. The physics paper is so well set, lol. Another day having fun today (doing A Maths, not playing). Hope I can enjoy myself tomorrow.

Joke of the Day
'oo' is for infinity
lim x->oo -> x^2 = oo
Therefore,
lim x->oo -> x^3 = ooo

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

School
Another ownage day. Ok, the A Maths paper, on the whole is easy. There isn't any major killer questions, except maybe the vector question. I did the first part and automatically gave up on the second part, so I skipped it, then I forgot to come back to the question. That's the only place I flopped, the rest is... haha.Hmm, tomorrow is Biology practical. How did I study? Looking through the boigy practical notes, notes on biological drawings and scheming through the text book for the try this out and looking through our past practicals should be enough, but I have this feeling that I studied nothing. There isn't must lessons to learn from, I don't know how to score higher points and blah. Hope they don't come out on plants. Hate 'em.

Joke of the Day
A normal human being is talking to a narrowminded science-o-holic Cell Biologist.
Human being: "You are so narrowminded, only preoccupied with your cells.You don't know anything about the world you are living in. For instance, what do you know about culture?"
Science-o-holic: "You mean CELL cultures?"

Monday, September 11, 2006

Personal
No school, so what I did. Stayed home and revise/practise A Maths. Another fun day man. I hope tomorrow's 2.5h will be fun too. A Maths is more fun than E Maths. A Maths requires you to think, while most E Maths questions is just count. Fun man! =D

Other
I only just read it today, and whoa. Okay, yes, I know them already. You know? Sometimes, it is hard to disagree. Most of the stuff you said, I agree. You are right, as always. I actually planned to do the same, but I only think, and I always fail, you DO. Since you have started long, I shall cooperate.

Joke of the Day
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Personal
Started with A Maths today, wow, nice day, man. I had a fun time while revising maths, lol. Gentle reminder to 4B people: Tomorrow no school, =D. Start practising tomorrow. Changed blog song. This song has lots of meaning to me.

Joke of the Day
Recent statistics says that 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the US population.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Personal
After month of successful of posting everyday, I forgot to post yesterday... what does this prove? I'm getting sick of this. Waste of time. Still have nothing to say, guess I will just post for major events now, no more jokes on days without posts, boo hoo. Covered biology today. Got back my knowledge on excretion. Lol, I forgot what is malpighian body, until just now. Must study hard now.

Joke of the Day
As we took notes, out anatomy instructor labored through a lecture on the way nerve cells transmit impulses. "Who can tell me how nerve cells communicate with one another?" he asked, expecting someone to explain the phenomenon of neurotransmission between synapses.After a few muffled whispers, one student finally spoke up. "With cellular phones?"

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Personal
Today is a day woth celebrating, for myself only. Guess what? My blog is 1 month old! Hmm, but I don't know how and what to celebrate leh, never mind lah, lol. Flashbacks of today... Studied in a not so hot oven today in oven. First time beginning to sweat in the auditorium, lol. Them the chem mock, I don't know how she mark the paper one, lol. She cancelled some phrasing that is exactly the same as hers for no reason, btw, it is "which extends throughout the whole structure", weird. I still can't forget it what I learnt today on the acid rain. "Acid rain is used in general that not only describes acid rain, but also acid mist, acid fog and acid snow. Ha, acid snow.I wonder how it is like. Well, the joke below is I think myself one. I know it is lame, but I think its funny, LOL, so...

Joke of the Day
Hey! It's snowing acid outside! I want to make an acid snowman! We can play acid snowball fight! (Assuming the acid is corrosive, the person who gets hit first loses? Hey but how you pick up...)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Personal
It's Wednesday and time to start spam study soon.

Joke of the Day
"The Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: Watt's Pots Never Boyle".
"The Fifth Law of Thermodynamics: Things Get Worse Under Pressure".

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Personal
Another nothing to say day, haiya, don't waste time here liao lar. Holidays got nothing to say one. No one is interested in what I do anyway. Joke.

Joke of the Day
If H2O is water, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, transport and many more.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Personal
Nothing to say, another day studying and playing. It is so great without my brother stealing the comp from me haha. Got nothing much to say in the holidays. Another short entry, lol. Today's joke very very science, see if you understand.

Joke of the Day
Robert Milliken, who measured a charge of electron, in his Nobel speech (1923) told, that he knew nothing about "last essence of electron". In that case there is one old joke. One professor asked a student: "What is an electron?" "Ah, God damn it! I have forgotten. And in fact even in the morning I knew it, " the student answered." You should recollect it without fail," professor said "because you were the unique person who knew, what electron was, and you had suddenly forgotten!" And till today, the question: "What is the electron?" remains without answer. How the electron looks? Nobody knows.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Personal
Another day cooped up in my house. At least I get to play and study at the same time. Maybe other people just played all the way, haha, but for me no, studying is important, yes, especially now we in prelims, don't think this break can be used to spam playing, lol. Spam playing is after O'levels. Hmm, though it is at home, I still think today is not bad. Haha, guess what? My brother is off to climb Mount Ophir!!! LOL!!! I get to use comp 24 hours a day! (If I wanted to) that's the good news. The bad news is, my phone is with him, please don't send messages to me till Thursday. Can't even bring my phone to Thursday's lesson. Hope he doesn't sopil it, or worse if he even loses it. Yar, joke time.

Joke of the Day
Q: Why are there no asprin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots-eat-them-all.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Personal
More studyings, studied faster today covering all the useless tourism of Singapore and Malaysia, probably not going to touch them anymore. On the whole, today was quite good, studied and played, lol. Nothing much today, distraction kept low.

Joke of the Day
A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs. Snake slithering by. "Where are all the little snakes?" he asked. Mr.Snake replied, "We are adders, so we cannot multiply."The following year, the man returned to the same camping spot. This time there were a whole batch of little snakes. "I thought you said you could not multiply," he said to Mr. Snake. "Well, the park ranger came by and built a log table, so now we can multiply by adding!"

Friday, September 01, 2006

Teachers' Day 2006
Sec 4 is an important year and I'm very grateful to have such good teachers teaching my class. I must thank all teachers in Dunman High School which has taught me stuff in one way or another, especially teachers who teach my class. I wll try my best in ALL subjects! Thank you all so much!

Personal
Studied for the whole afternoon, but did not absorb much, maybe because my heart was somewhere else, trying to find my lost friend. Haiz, feel sian lately, like something is missing like that. Urgh, focus! A note to myself: Wake up! No one likes you, only you can help yourself now!

Joke of the Day
A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $1000 per ounce. "1000 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

School
The Teachers' celebrations was not bad, especially the party in the canteen. I must really thank those who prepared the food for the class, thanks a lot! Too bad in these years, the celebrations do not have Band or CO performances already.

Personal
Almost forgot to post today. I've been doing quite well for my prelims, my studies were unaffected to a large exrent although I'm still bugged. This shows that I'm a balanced person, lol. You are right, last time was very fun and now the fun ends, that is because I've changed to the serious mode already. But since time is so qiang, I will esteem it. As the time passes, I will regain the funness in me, lol! Everyone needs freedom. You shall have all the freedom to do whatever you like. No one is weird, everyone is special and that is what makes someone him/her.

Joke of the Day
Is the square root of ab absurd?

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

School
Quite easy physics practical, the lens one was harder. Lol, I pity Junwei for counting wrong gradient. I got 0.132cm, who got something near mine? The experiment planning was quite simple too. I think you can either change the voltage or introduce a rheostat in, I chose the latter bacuase I think it is better. Well, there are some stuff I can't do, yet, I need more time. Lol, I seem to fully recover le, great, but every time... my heart...

Joke of the Day
I want to share a newspaper article I saw yesterday, I forgot about it when posting for yesterday. Someone want to abandon their baby, and they placed it in front of an altar, and guess what? People actually give milk powder as if the baby was god and ask for 4-digit numbers from the baby! OMGLOLROFLMAO! Typical Singaporeans huh?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

School
Ehh.. another exam day lor, haha, used quite a lot of cheng yus, both easy and difficult ones. Think I died for my gong han, but never mind, my compo should be quite good. Whoa, the E Maths paper, I must admit, isn't easy, lol, but on the overall, I'm happy. I think I got the last part of vector qn and folder qn wrong, haiz sad.

Personal
Changed the blog bgm to Corridors of Time, but that doesn't mean I'm sick of Longfall. Didn't study much for physics, I mean, what is there to study? Just seen through all my past practicals and learn from mistakes. Erm, it is still too early to say goodbye. I hate people daoing me, I just can't stand it no longer. There are some stuff that is beyond our control, beyond my control.

Joke of the Day
Seen on the door to a light-wave lab: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."

Monday, August 28, 2006

School
Haha, another ownage day. Saw that Y is a yellow solution and I was already thinking, it may be K2CrO4, and I was right! Was so damn happy when the yellow solution turned orange upon adding the acid. Anyway that solution T is H2O2, I think, and it is acting as a reducing agent here, explanation? I was quite confused over the change in colour of the iodine stuff in test 2, so heck that one. For test 6, the orange solution turned green right? Equation is Cr6+ -> Cr3+ , so it is a reducing agent, I know many people will disagree with me... Titration got 20.6cm3, and that is the most hot answer! lol. Siao liao, must study chinese le, I think I gg for Chinese... All is hidden beneath today.

Joke of the Day
Question: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
Answer: I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 everytime.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Personal
Spent the entire day reading from Miss Ng's 7 sources... like it is of any use, I know them liao, lol, I just read for fun, to get them in my brain better. Haiz, the stupid lead colour stuff and the thiosulphate stuff, it is sick man. Oh and some other stuffs. I am 70% to my recovery. It is useless for me to say out everything here, I know information would not be gotten across. In person is still the best, hope I have a chance. I can never recover fully if the last question is not answered. But you guys can be sure you will be meeting a happy, intellectual Gemini helping you in class very soon. :) Anyway, enough of this shit. Here's another hilarious Chem practical incident.

Joke of the Day
Students were to investigate with science experiments on properties of different alcohols: The residue of each test was tipped down the sinks, which were grouped in threes. There were no U-bends, but each group of sinks emptied into a singlebox, which overflowed into the mains sewers. Presumably this was intended to retain things like droplets of mercury, which was not banned from use when I was 16. During the session, my bunsen went out, so I re-lit it with a splint lit from the teacher's bunsen. For safety's sake (!) I dropped the burning splint into the sink, intending to extinguish it with water, instead of waving it around in the alcohol fumes. A small blue flame disappeared down the plug hole. Hum, thinks I, I wonder where that's going? I opened the cupboard beneath the sink, only to find the drain box, full of alcohol, a roaring mass of flame. Shutting the doors, I called out, "Er, Sir...?" just as the inch-thick wooden lids blew off the adjacent un-used sinks. Fortunately, the back-blast extinguished the flames under the cupboard, so the box only sagged slightly.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Personal
Bought a cool shirt today, lol. Wasted one whole day, studied a little only. Nothing much to say today, except hmm, time is imba. Just post today for the joke, since people like it so much.

Joke of the Day
In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know,everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.

Friday, August 25, 2006

School
Whahaha ownage man. The English is okay on the overall. The SS was, I owned the SEQ, think I did not bad for the SBQs too. Nice day, quite happy, lol.

Personal
New breakthrough! I hope I can survive this. Woot, lol. I shall not be distracted, no I WILL NOT get distracted. Everyone, go and own! Hope everyone can win. Shall DHS own all! Lol, looks like I have many joke readers, but I still feel, to a large extent that I should not be blogging everyday, and even to a larger extent that I should not put 2 jokes of the day as I am running out of jokes le. You will laugh when I tell you the source of the jokes, use google search, LOL!

Joke of the Day
On this particular chemistry practical, students are required to oxidize ethanol to ethanoic acid. They have to reflux it for twenty minutes with dilute HCl to get into go to an aldehyde and then bash it with conc. sulphuric and potassuim dichromate(VI) for another twenty minutes to make it go the rest of the way. A student was carefully following the instructions on the paper. He got as far as the aldehyde. At this point, the paper said "Add 5cm3 of K2Cr2O7." He did that. Then it said "Now using a dropper, add 10ml of conc. sulphuric acid..." He did that. Then he read the rest of the line, and it said: "...CAREFULLY, drop by drop over 10 minutes." he lifted my head to see evil looking bubbles spewing forth from the pear-shaped flask beneath a growing tower of thick orange fumes. It looked like something off the set for Jeckyll and Hyde. The boy had a pleased look on his face. He was fortunate the mixture did not explode.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

School
Sian day, very sian. Very cold too.

Personal
It has been a great time revising at my own pace. Except for some time when I will get distracted and begin thinking of something else, I was practically studying the whole day, whoa, time for a bit of relax now. I would not be so despo in using the word chiong. Remain calm is the best policy. I am not engulfed in sadness, it's just that I don't want to talk. Very sian.

Other
To all: Hope you would study hard and get results you desire, just remember: There is no other way, but study hard. You can play after O' levels. However, I would not be posting everyday from today onwards as I'm not as imba as you all think. I am very blur one. My blog is becoming like a place for exam tips, lol.

Joke of the Day
What is 2 x 2?
(1st year student): says `4', without any thinking.
(2nd year student): says `4', exactly', after a moment of thinking.
(3rd year student): takes a pocket calculator, presses some buttons and says `4'.
(4th year student): writes a program of about 100 lines, debugs it, run sit and says: `4.0e+00'.
(5th year student): designs a new programming language that perfectly fits for solving such problems, implemets it, writes a program, and answers: `It says "4", but I doubt if I really fixed that ugly bug last night...'
(student just before the final graduation exams) cries in desperation:`Why, why do you think I must know all that bloody constants by heart?!'

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

School
Long and sian day.

Personal
Getting better. I am going to overcome it soon. I got sick of studying le, this is usually a sign that means you have studied too much, at least for me.

Joke of the Day
A mathematician and another man was stranded on an island. Their only source of food available was 2 coconut trees on the island and on each tree, there is a coconut. The man climbed up one of the coconut trees and plucked the coconut and they ate it. The mathematician then climbed up the next coconut, plucked it and placed it on the previous coconut tree, and says, "Now we've simplified the problem to one we can solve!"

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

School
Got cheered up by school. Went back home and drown back to sorrow.

Personal
Yes, continue to pia man, this would never end after O's. And I got used to it le. I use pia-ings to hide my feelings, but failed utterly.

Other
The torture will never end until eternity. If only... If only I can forget, but it always get out of my control, and I thought I can abide by my decisions.
It happened again today. No..!

Joke of the Day
An engineer, a chemist and a mathematician are staying in three adjoining cabins at an old motel. First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire. He smells the smoke, wakes up, unplugs the coffee maker, throws it out the window, and goes back to sleep.
Later that night the chemist smells smoke too. He wakes up and sees that a cigarette butt has set the trash can on fire. He says to himself, "Hmm. How does one put out a fire? One can reduce the temperature of the fuel below the flash point, isolate the burning material from oxygen, or both. This could be accomplished by applying water." So he picks up the trash can, puts it in the shower stall, turns on the water, and, when the fire is out, goes back to sleep.
The mathematician, of course, has been watching all this out the window. So later, when he finds that his pipe ashes have set the bedsheet on fire, he is not in the least taken aback. He says: "Aha! A solution exists!" and goes back to sleep.

Monday, August 21, 2006

School
Okay day. Boring day. More pia-ings. More studying.

Personal
Nothing to post today. Just study hard and stay focused on what you do if not it would be a waste of time.

Other
No pressure today, or at least I did not notice. If things can turn out weird, I know what it means. No plans, just be happy for now. Hand future to fate. If it does happen... then say. I'm not sensitive, I am correct. Haiz, I have no where to hide my sadness as it is leaking out from me, here.

Joke of the Day
The Salary Theorem
We all know that
Knowledge is power, so Knowledge = Power
Time is money Time = Money
We know in Physics
Work Done = Power x Time
therefore
Work Done = Knowledge x Money
Making Money the subject, we get
Money = Work Done / Knowledge
As knowledge approaches 0, Money reaches infinity regardless of amount of work done. Therefore, to get a high salary, be knowledgeless. You would not need to do anything either.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Personal
Another Day studying lor. Yes! Geared up for prelims le, and perhaps not able to blog everyday le, lol. All subjects completed. Come on man!

Home
Bad day, got angry, haiz, its not everyday I get angry.

Other
First is all the differences popping out. Now is all the similarities coming in. Err.. still stranded. Unconfirmed. But, ya, I will still enjoy.

Joke of the Day
The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth..."
The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!"
"Well - just take a larger pot!"

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Personal
A boring day at home. But it was a good day to study ss, lol. Studied 100 pages, but due to noisy auctions below my flat, haiz, I give up studying, can't absorb anymore. It is important to note that when you cannot absorb any more information, stop your studying as you are just wasting time, do not force yourself.

Other
I still feel the same. Coldness hidden beneath the warmth. After a long day thinking (I did not neglect my ss), I have decided. Decide on what? haha. I will still enjoy it. But on the long term, I won't. Let fate decide it ba...

Joke of the Day
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

Friday, August 18, 2006

School
Another nice day. Nothing much to say.

Personal
Just practice more practice papers lor. Haiz, I might be wrong leh, the energy change question. Haiz, Miss Ng's notes is self contradicting! The first part she say energy is taken in during bond forming, then at the later part she say energy is taken in during bond breaking... so, which is correct?! Sian diao, I may be wrong.

Other
I am assuming it and I don't know whether I am correct, but it seems that there is hope for me. Or maybe not... Cold disguised by warmth, or am I too demanding and sensitive? Hmm, I can't bear it any longer. Lol, mixed up, I'm talking crap. This is interlinked, too messy, for even me to understand, so don't even try to.

Joke of the Day
Top five excuses for not doing Maths homework
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

School
Nice day, happy day, sian day, all at the same time.

Personal
Completed E Geography revision and I think I did okay for the time practice. Doning practice papers now, try chemistry first.

Other
Haiyo, more and more unindentified taggers, lol. Just to tell you, I am emotionally stranded! I shall cut explaining. Below are just assumptions, if I get the wrong message please tell me. My messages got to the wrong person, lol... and for you, do you mean me? Shit, asking stupid questions liao, can it be me? I can't really tell, but have some hope. I admit I am still MAD! Well there ARE keys to my heart, think of it yourself. As for other people, don't try and understand what I am talking here as you will make wrong asumptions! But yea, I'm having mixed emotions now. Happy, sad, must continue to stay focused.

Joke of the Day
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis: All odd numbers greater than one are prime.
The mathematician: "Three is a prime, five is a prime, seven is a prime, but nine is not a prime. Therefore, the hypothesis is false."
The physicist: "Three is a prime, five is a prime, seven is a prime, nine is not a prime, eleven is a prime, and thirteen is a prime. Hence, five out of six experiments support the hypothesis. It must be true."
The engineer: "Three is a prime, five's a prime, seven's a prime, nine's a prime..."

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

School
Quite a nice day today. Slack Chinese test, haha, I was right not to bother studying for it. Another dragged lesson into recess because of Miss Ng, haiz, Miss Ng, do you know what time it is now? Nothing much to say today.

Other
Why has it always have to be so complicated? Words means more than actions this time, I cannot really tell what you are thinking or am I assuming it? If only you are the one reading this.

Joke of the Day
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

School
Ehh.. quite a good day. Haha, English oral finally finished. Guess what is our topic? History and the ARTS! Lol, ggnore, but I think I did okay... Some of the weird questions the examiner asked me was: What do you think the boy is going to do after an hour? lol, really inane.

Personal
More Geography chapters covered, finishing soon liao, and my brother still haven't bring back my Sec 3 SSTB! How to study SS like this? I think I'm gonna flop the Chinese test tomorrow, and it will not affect me!

Music
Longfall up! Please turn up your volumes. I don't know why it sounds so soft on my blog... I've uploaded Home Galdove, my all time favourite. I may change my blog song to that when I get sick of Longfall, haha, but that would take...

Other
Another crazy story, but reminiscence of such things are pleasant. Hurts too. Eyes on you and Anoyomous should be people from our class. Or just some people who knows who serados is...

Joke of the Day
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Monday, August 14, 2006

School
Not a bad day, an okay day. The only thing to say today is the Chem Mock. Too easy, not worth taling about except the calculate the bond energy of ICl. If you have got 202 as your answer, I'm sad to say, you are wrong. It's 191. Why? Here's the best explanation I can give. Let's talk about the forward reaction. I2 and Cl2 reacts to form 2ICl, giving off 11kJ of heat energy (think about this properly. In order to make sure that the energy level in RHS is equal to LHS, 11kJ of energy must be added to the ICl side to balance and make the equation valid since ICl has lost energy. Think of this, I2 and Cl2 has a higher energy level than ICl, so how can you minus 11kJ from the ICl side again? It does not make the equation true! For more confirmation, check out NYGH 2004 Paper 2 Question A5(b)(ii).Still unconvinced? Draw out the elergy level diagram and put in all the bond energies. Does your products supposed to have more energy than the reactants when the reaction is exothermic?

Music
Urgh, have to wait till tomorrow for Longfall. Eyes on Me isn't cheesy. The milkman does not like cheese.

Other
Who the heck is Eyes on You? What do you mean by putting yourself as Eyes on You? Why am I asking this? Because I'm stupid! So there ARE people who read my blog. I am surprised! But I'm quite happy at the same time too. Ivan Lau said my blog is damn nice, haha. Yea, nice skin. I love my Snow Angel.

Joke of the Day
What is the most erotic number?
2110593!
Why?
When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Personal
Pausing studies on E Geography for tomorrow's Chemisty Mock. Seen through ALL the practice papers and complied an OWNAGE file. Reading it now.

Home
Guess it was not meals that calmed my mother down. It was time. I realised how qiang time actually is. It really is the best weapon in the world. Tag if disagree.

Music
Haiya, I give Junwei face lar. I put Star of Tears into my phone already, and listened to it quite many times already. Compared to Eyes on Me, Star of Tears isn't nice. Eyes on Me is nicer, many times nicer. (Maybe I was swayed by the lyrics, haha) Eyes on Me moved me on the first time I listened to it on headphones. Apparently, that's not the case for Star of Tears. But I still have to admit that Star of Tears have its nice parts, BUT, its nice parts take up 35% of the whole song. As for Eyes on Me, 77% of the song is the beautiful tune. I also feel that the singer in Eyes on Me can handle higher notes that that in Star in Tears. On the whole, I think Eyes on Me is nicer. But apologies, I really was moved by the lyrics plus tune. It's a perfect love song. Tomorrow is Longfall Day. 3 more days to Flyff songs.

Other
Do you believe in fate? For the more sentimental half of me, yes. Finally got the time right.

Joke of the Day
How do you divide 14 sugar cubes into 3 cups of coffee so that eachcup has an odd number of sugar cubes? Ans: 1,1,12 Riposte: 12 isn't odd! Ans: It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee! (groan)

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Personal
Completed some chapters on E Geog and targeting to move to Chemistry as there is a mock exam on Monday. Prelim orals coming! Feel the tension?

Music
After a many days of hardwork, my music project is complete! It is chosen parts of Chrono Symphonic and cutting and pasting them together. There is a storyline for it. It starts formally, then changing mood to a deadly battle. The main character then loses the fight and goes deep into depression. He decides to train himself again. After much training, he goes back to face him again. After a struggle between life and death, of course he won haha, then happy songs. The back part is super nice, so if I send you, be sure to listen the song till the end! Nowadays, I was so super affected by piano music that I put a piano piece as the finale, lol. Enjoy.

Other
I have to declare than I am dense and quite blur. Don't expect me to understand what you have been cluing. Give more explicit explanations. Clear explanations is the best, haha. Am I stupid? Yea, I'm stupid.

Joke of the Day
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Friday, August 11, 2006

School
Not bad a day, except for the Chinese test. I flopped my Comprehension totally... Oh ya, Miss Ng! Imagine listening to a song lasting 5 minutes, suddenly when you are about to finish listening to the song, the meter becomes 4:57/6:00. Then after one minute, the meter shows 5:57/7:00. (Joke by Andy) When will it end? Once she starts, she can't stop man! Still can't believe tomorrow is the start of weekends...

Personal
After the Chinese test, it is time to embark on a new journey: E Geography! Nice man, I always liked Geography since Sec 1, dislike it a bit at Sec 3, but now getting the hang of it liao.

CCA
Another week without NPCC, say, do I miss NPCC? Quite. Miss the my lower sec training years. Wonder how is Testing Board doing...

Music
Can't wait for flyff songs to come. They rock man! 3 more days to Longfall, my soon to be blog BGM.

Other
Losing hope, but still hanging on to the possibility. Coldness. Great! I so hope I can put down these useless stuff and remove my emotions. I want to do well for my O' levels one okay? Or maybe I am thinking and assuming too much? Also realised this: Who is going to be so stupid to read my blog everyday? But if you read until here, thanks so much! So blogging is just about venting fustrations into nothingness?

Joke of the Day
What keeps a square from moving? Square roots, of course.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Personal
Another boring and sian day. Finished my Chem Paper early in the morning and slacked in the afternoon. Then, realised tomorrow have a Chinese test, so I went to study for it. Saw all the familiar phrases, lol. Haiz, I just rememorise them lor.

Home
I realised that food really have a phycological effect. My mother was angry with my brother and after lunch, she calmed down. She was angry with us again before dinner but also calmed down after dinner. I can't start to introduce my mother, for she is weird.

Music
What you are currently listening to is the piano version of Eyes on Me. It is just a placeholder song la, I know it isn't very nice, but I have no choice but to wait for 4 more days before I can upload songs above 750kb. I can't put my all time favourite song: Home Galdove and my new favourite song: Longfall. My music project is finishing soon, realised it kinda sux at the transitions, but anyway... Haiz, got sick of pop songs the fastest, but oh well...

Other
Realised new things, but I don't care, still waiting for an answer, lost for directions. Wow, misty moon tonight. We are looking at the same moon, so, you can see whether it is misty or not. To someone: To someone: Well, I've received enough. If you are not gonna admit it, I will not do anything.
(or am I assuming it?)

Joke of the Day
Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!
According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle..."

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

National Day 2006
"Our Global City, Our Home." I still think last year's theme is better. Anyway, today I did not feel as if today is National Day until 6pm. The streets were already quiet when I looked outside at around 6:30, this proves that Singaporeans have the country spirit and want to go home and watch the NDP parade. The parade, although almost the same every year, owns! Especially the finale where many colours were lit up in the sky. Just like every year, I was captivated by the bright colours. It's National Day today, and I don't want to say anything bad about Singapore, so... yar.. Happy Birthday, my country, my home!

Personal
While everybody was excited about celebrating National Day, I was... haha, enjoying myself doing A Maths and Chemistry Paper. Yes! I finally finished A Maths! except Relative Velocity. To give Miss Ng face, I decided to do the Chem Prac Paper. I was half doing Chem Paper and half watching the NDP Parade.

Other
Not a very nice day for me today. A very sian one, woke up and realised it was already 11am! Still waiting and thinking.

Joke of the Day
A mathematician is in Africa trying to capture a lion. When he spots one he proceeds to build a fence around himself and says, "I define this to be outside!"

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Personal
Well, same as yesterday, just some more A Maths. Haha, I actually enjoying doing A Maths, am I sadistic? I dunno, lol. I actually was bored by Junwei's new game and chose to go home. The graphics is nice, that's all.

School
So many things to say, I shall start with National Day celebrations. Just like every year, sing National Anthem more loud than any other day, then listen to the Recollections. Okay it is a recollection. I was actually very sentimental today. Usually, I am not, I'm only sentimental and super sensitive when it comes to music. I realised many things that I never did. To many, National Day is just a day to celebrate the nation's birthday, but to us future leaders, it means that Singapore has embarked on a newer route towards the future. Will Singapore be successful, or will the economy break down? It is really up to us. I still feel last year's quote "The Future is Ours to Make" is great. Do you want Singapore to be more prosperous in the future? It will be up to us, you know? It is a big responsibility! Why was the performances in the hall called a concert when there isn't any good music? The only concert like performance is Eva's singing.
Then, it is the performances by teachers to make us study harder. Okay, it is really useful, but I think I am working hard enough already, so... The one with the the four male teachers singing owns! Mr Koh's cartoon is super qiang! No doubt about it being his favourite, but I just felt that the songs and performances and stuff are all boys. The cartoon is mostly about the boy, how can her wife die first? Females are supposed to live longer than males! But on the whole, this programme really has a big impact. The Auditorium was cold, but I felt very warm in my heart.

Home
For those who knows what the chinese have to do on the 15th of the 7th month, good for you, you will understand what I say. My mother brought home food that has been prayed for us to eat from my grandmother's house (mother's side). She told us the roasted duck is one of my aunt (her husband is my grandmother's son) give us one, because my aunt saw that my grandmother was discriminative and gave my mother a lousy part of a chicken. To my aunt, thanks a lot, a whole bunch, you are great, you have such a good heart! As for my grandmother... please stop your thoughts on gender discrimination! Do you know what generation we are in already? Your wai4 sun1 is smater than any of your nei4 sun1 nv3s. Haiz, I cannot blame their outdated thinking too. Ok, for my family, my mother admitted subconsciously that she showed favouritism. She treated my bother better than me. I actually didn't feel it for 15 years. When I told her that I can't feel that I am being treated lousier than my brother, she said she felt super comforted. Guess, she felt guilty, lol. Haiz, like mother, like daughter.

Other
Now, I need some links. Who can offer? The theme of songs in my phone has also changed to pop, to give someone face, I'm gonna put it for 1 week. I've just thought of some mysteries that I cannot solve. But according to my theory, I will wait for time to pass to find my answer. What is the mystery? Sorry, no clues. But if I wait for 10 years plus, I may find my answer.

Joke of the Day
How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
"I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

Monday, August 07, 2006

Personal
Currently at A Maths. You may say this.. "lol?! Alan is studying A Maths? Does he need it?" But I tell you this, don't ever think I'm good at A Maths. It comes with practice. I covered P&C, Binomial Theorem and some other crappishly easy topics. Then I came across the soccer player question.. why must divide by two? I figured it myself today.. FINALLY! For those who don't understand, here's an explanation. Let the ten children be A, B, C... If you take 10C5, there will be a case where a team would comprise of A,B,C,D,E and the other, F,G,H,I,J. There will also be a time where the team is F,G,H,I,J and the other A,B,C,D,E, which is actually the same as the above, so you have to divide by two. The people around me still keep saying, you can't play against yourself... no link! Then, Binomial Theorem, I can't do the first 3 Questions in the book! Oh no?! how now, but I can do 4,5,6 at least, LOL. So, I tell you this, I am not as smart as you all think, treat me as some lousy people and stop saying that I am smart! I have a lower IQ than Andy! (according to the tickle test) But I am changing my mood for the big exam. I dunno why, but it comes up naturally. I can study until no day no night without feeling the urge to play recently. My brother was playing and I was totally unaffected. Hope you were like me, huh? Or you think I have no life? It is not the time to enjoy life now.


School
Haha, nice day today... Free and nice. Nothing much happened today. I finished an English letter today, who wants to compare productivity with me? Before assembly, it's another detress moment where boys shout in the toilet! This is one of the funny things than happened. Then, we got back our test papers. The CO people are playing their songs, which dunno why, were super hilarious! I mean, it wasn't so funny, but only god knows why we were laughing like mad. I only got 36/50 for my A Maths test. Say, am I dissapointed? Yes. Sorry if I provoked anyone, but this really is a lousy score for me. Forgetting the stat. pt. 0,0 in Qn 5 and "verifying" cos (1/3) costed me 10+m. And I thought I could get very high for this test. What is this?

Joke of the Day
What do you get then you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
You can't cross a vector and a scalar.