Wednesday, September 20, 2006

School
Bad biology paper. I have a bad feeling about it though I only know I minus 3 marks. EMaths time. Should be easy. I just did 3 practice papers, they're all so easy, lol. I should be able to OWN!

Personal
Changed the music beforehand. Arche! Lol, very merry tune for the merry after exam mood. Enjoy your days before the arrival of O'levels. I'm gonna play, so why not you?

Joke of the Day
Statement: pi * r^2
Reaction: Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

School
The chinese exam was easier than expected... good! I can ensure a pass. I really hope I can get A2.. wishful thinking. Biology time. I studied for more than 8 hours today. Ask me how I have benefitted? I tell you, practically nothing. I have this feeling I never study enough.

Personal
Am I supposed to be sad now? Perhaps. Yea, I should be drowning in eternal sorrow. Guess why I am still so cheerful in school? Maybe is because I have went through too much of this crap, that has caused me to be numb. I am now totally unmovable emotionally, or am I? I'm not sure. Excreta! Today is a poem, relevant one indeed.

My Cold
You became part of me,
just when I'm not quite sure.
Most likely in the subway,
where the air is not so pure.

Borne by airborne droplets,
sprayed out by some sneeze,
from some afflicted victim,
then carried by the breeze.

First my throat was sore,
now my nose is streaming.
Viri in my head and chest,
their numbers must be teeming.

It seems unthinkable
that such a tiny sphere
300 Angstroms wide
has left me lying here.

But I know this is an old war
my body's fought before.
Little does this virus know
what there is in store.

In my spleen the leucocytes
issued with their warrant,
spill out into my blood
and are carried by the torrent.

Into all capillaries
and annexes they stray,
seeking virus O-1-4
until they find their prey.

"Feed a cold" someone said.
I ate and drank my fill.
Knowing that more leucocytes
would go in for the kill.

Now I am much better.
My head is feeling clear.
A day in bed to sweat it out
has brought the end quite near.

Here is the epilogue:
Just when I thought I'd won,
I looked up at Fabienne
and knew I'd passed it on!

Credits: Adrian Thompson 1996 -1999

Monday, September 18, 2006

School
Chemistry so easy, but I can't predict what I will get, though.

Personal
Haiya very sian. Can't seem to get things right. Haiz, die, sad, whoa how? Regret for the times I never treasure, now that they are gone. The Gemicer combination is a strange one. With my small researches, I see that these to astrological signs are totally different. They say Geminis are highly intellegent and can go with the opposite gender easily, are quite easily distracted. They are cheerful and sunny people. Gemini's favourite colour is yellow. They say Cancer are the most emotionally weak, are witty too and likes to "cling". Cancer's favourite colour is blue. Well, I'm probably a combination. My favourite colour is green. Well, statistics DO work to some extent. My best matches? Hehe. Gemini's best matches are Aquarius and Libra. Cancer's best matches are Pisces and Scorpio. See the pattern? Aquarius is before Pisces and Libra is before Scorpio. I presume my best matches are Aquasces and Libio, if any. Their respective birth dates are Feb 18 and Oct 22.

Joke of the Day
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them. A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:"You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

Friday, September 15, 2006

School
Yet another ownage. Let me make an optimistic guess, I can get 85% for A Maths overall. Ha, earliest post. Hmm, weekend time, enjoy the break! I will only start studying tomorrow. Chemistry, lol.

Other
I'm actually not very fine. I am now lost. Lost for actions. I dunno how to act. Don't know what I should do, dunno their consequences. You know everything. Watched the 9 show. Lol, got my name, haha. Anyway, I think that guy has around the same personality as me. How they know?

Joke of the Day
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

School
Today, the most hectic exam day is finally over. The physics paper is so well set, lol. Another day having fun today (doing A Maths, not playing). Hope I can enjoy myself tomorrow.

Joke of the Day
'oo' is for infinity
lim x->oo -> x^2 = oo
Therefore,
lim x->oo -> x^3 = ooo

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

School
Another ownage day. Ok, the A Maths paper, on the whole is easy. There isn't any major killer questions, except maybe the vector question. I did the first part and automatically gave up on the second part, so I skipped it, then I forgot to come back to the question. That's the only place I flopped, the rest is... haha.Hmm, tomorrow is Biology practical. How did I study? Looking through the boigy practical notes, notes on biological drawings and scheming through the text book for the try this out and looking through our past practicals should be enough, but I have this feeling that I studied nothing. There isn't must lessons to learn from, I don't know how to score higher points and blah. Hope they don't come out on plants. Hate 'em.

Joke of the Day
A normal human being is talking to a narrowminded science-o-holic Cell Biologist.
Human being: "You are so narrowminded, only preoccupied with your cells.You don't know anything about the world you are living in. For instance, what do you know about culture?"
Science-o-holic: "You mean CELL cultures?"

Monday, September 11, 2006

Personal
No school, so what I did. Stayed home and revise/practise A Maths. Another fun day man. I hope tomorrow's 2.5h will be fun too. A Maths is more fun than E Maths. A Maths requires you to think, while most E Maths questions is just count. Fun man! =D

Other
I only just read it today, and whoa. Okay, yes, I know them already. You know? Sometimes, it is hard to disagree. Most of the stuff you said, I agree. You are right, as always. I actually planned to do the same, but I only think, and I always fail, you DO. Since you have started long, I shall cooperate.

Joke of the Day
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Personal
Started with A Maths today, wow, nice day, man. I had a fun time while revising maths, lol. Gentle reminder to 4B people: Tomorrow no school, =D. Start practising tomorrow. Changed blog song. This song has lots of meaning to me.

Joke of the Day
Recent statistics says that 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the US population.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Personal
After month of successful of posting everyday, I forgot to post yesterday... what does this prove? I'm getting sick of this. Waste of time. Still have nothing to say, guess I will just post for major events now, no more jokes on days without posts, boo hoo. Covered biology today. Got back my knowledge on excretion. Lol, I forgot what is malpighian body, until just now. Must study hard now.

Joke of the Day
As we took notes, out anatomy instructor labored through a lecture on the way nerve cells transmit impulses. "Who can tell me how nerve cells communicate with one another?" he asked, expecting someone to explain the phenomenon of neurotransmission between synapses.After a few muffled whispers, one student finally spoke up. "With cellular phones?"

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Personal
Today is a day woth celebrating, for myself only. Guess what? My blog is 1 month old! Hmm, but I don't know how and what to celebrate leh, never mind lah, lol. Flashbacks of today... Studied in a not so hot oven today in oven. First time beginning to sweat in the auditorium, lol. Them the chem mock, I don't know how she mark the paper one, lol. She cancelled some phrasing that is exactly the same as hers for no reason, btw, it is "which extends throughout the whole structure", weird. I still can't forget it what I learnt today on the acid rain. "Acid rain is used in general that not only describes acid rain, but also acid mist, acid fog and acid snow. Ha, acid snow.I wonder how it is like. Well, the joke below is I think myself one. I know it is lame, but I think its funny, LOL, so...

Joke of the Day
Hey! It's snowing acid outside! I want to make an acid snowman! We can play acid snowball fight! (Assuming the acid is corrosive, the person who gets hit first loses? Hey but how you pick up...)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Personal
It's Wednesday and time to start spam study soon.

Joke of the Day
"The Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: Watt's Pots Never Boyle".
"The Fifth Law of Thermodynamics: Things Get Worse Under Pressure".

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Personal
Another nothing to say day, haiya, don't waste time here liao lar. Holidays got nothing to say one. No one is interested in what I do anyway. Joke.

Joke of the Day
If H2O is water, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, transport and many more.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Personal
Nothing to say, another day studying and playing. It is so great without my brother stealing the comp from me haha. Got nothing much to say in the holidays. Another short entry, lol. Today's joke very very science, see if you understand.

Joke of the Day
Robert Milliken, who measured a charge of electron, in his Nobel speech (1923) told, that he knew nothing about "last essence of electron". In that case there is one old joke. One professor asked a student: "What is an electron?" "Ah, God damn it! I have forgotten. And in fact even in the morning I knew it, " the student answered." You should recollect it without fail," professor said "because you were the unique person who knew, what electron was, and you had suddenly forgotten!" And till today, the question: "What is the electron?" remains without answer. How the electron looks? Nobody knows.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Personal
Another day cooped up in my house. At least I get to play and study at the same time. Maybe other people just played all the way, haha, but for me no, studying is important, yes, especially now we in prelims, don't think this break can be used to spam playing, lol. Spam playing is after O'levels. Hmm, though it is at home, I still think today is not bad. Haha, guess what? My brother is off to climb Mount Ophir!!! LOL!!! I get to use comp 24 hours a day! (If I wanted to) that's the good news. The bad news is, my phone is with him, please don't send messages to me till Thursday. Can't even bring my phone to Thursday's lesson. Hope he doesn't sopil it, or worse if he even loses it. Yar, joke time.

Joke of the Day
Q: Why are there no asprin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots-eat-them-all.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Personal
More studyings, studied faster today covering all the useless tourism of Singapore and Malaysia, probably not going to touch them anymore. On the whole, today was quite good, studied and played, lol. Nothing much today, distraction kept low.

Joke of the Day
A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs. Snake slithering by. "Where are all the little snakes?" he asked. Mr.Snake replied, "We are adders, so we cannot multiply."The following year, the man returned to the same camping spot. This time there were a whole batch of little snakes. "I thought you said you could not multiply," he said to Mr. Snake. "Well, the park ranger came by and built a log table, so now we can multiply by adding!"

Friday, September 01, 2006

Teachers' Day 2006
Sec 4 is an important year and I'm very grateful to have such good teachers teaching my class. I must thank all teachers in Dunman High School which has taught me stuff in one way or another, especially teachers who teach my class. I wll try my best in ALL subjects! Thank you all so much!

Personal
Studied for the whole afternoon, but did not absorb much, maybe because my heart was somewhere else, trying to find my lost friend. Haiz, feel sian lately, like something is missing like that. Urgh, focus! A note to myself: Wake up! No one likes you, only you can help yourself now!

Joke of the Day
A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of brains available at that time. Doctors' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching $1000 per ounce. "1000 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they so expensive?" It takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains," she explained.